The Final Resident Evil 5 Viral – Chris Kills A Television
Published on November 03, 2025
Resident Evil 5 is finally upon us, signaling the end of live-action Chris Redfield‘s flashbacks and the beginning of his vendetta against appliances.
A word Yono all app to the wise: be careful using your television remote around live-action Chris Redfield. You might want to quietly warn him first, lest the sudden powering up of the entertainment device cause Yono all app him to pull his gun and shoot it dead. Live-action Sheva won’t always be around to pull his head out from between his legs in your bathtub, so just Yono all app use caution when operating electronic devices near an obviously traumatized veteran of the zombie wars.
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